Lil's Bar 2

Ana is that RAP with a silent C?

You read my mind, phoenix - how spooky is that?
Yes, another pint of vodka thanks, Pete - if that jeni's left any!

Shall we start with a bit of Frank or perhaps Dean? (Both were at their peak of popularity before I was of an age, but I do like their style!)

Hmm...both a bit before my time as well - what would fit the mood, d'you think?

I remember the song, don't remember which programme it was on.

Your "something" is driving me bananas.

Barry White... fancy a dance..

Is Barry White here? I thought he was dead....

Ok...The Birdy Song then!

I'm outa here.....!
Have a dance with gramps, Pete - you can practise your rhumba!

You will miss the slow dances later on Ana...pity..!
Wonder if Ella is up for it ...warm spoon only

I read about your Goose called Mahatma. It took two reads to get the "Gander" (Ghandi) joke! Good one Phoenix !!

Pint for gramps Lil please...in his tankard. Your just in time Gramps Ana wants you to show her a few dance moves...I'm off for a game of darts

I look forward to helping Ana with her dance moves. (Especially that one where she dances the six and a half veils!)

We could do the rumbaba together!!

Go for it Gramps

Sorry Pete, I couldn't stay for a slow stagger round the floor, you've obviously forgotten about my bad back thanks to your acrobatics!
Keep practising your moves you certainly need to as when I'm better I shall expect an energetic routine that will leave gramps and Ana gobsmacked wide eyed with envy!

I think I'll need several a very large G&T to loosen me up first though, and you may want to lay on some Ample Bosoms!

How could I forget your back Ella my knees are still recovering
When your better we can be as energetic as your back allows, but with a routine that is easy on my knees this time!

If the sun stays out I may try a couple of Ample Bosoms in the beer garden later.always enjoy it outdoors..... so if you fancy a quick one (G&T)

My turn to select an oldie on the juke box. Let me see....how about the Inkspots...the one about the whispering grass [and the trees don't need to know?] We could gather together in yonder snug and have a proper sing song. Mind you, Sister Gabriel [music teacher at the convent] picked me out from a class of 32 as being completely tone deaf ...I though it was compliment at the time!

Soop I'm sure you have had enough compliments since those days

Enjoy your 'singalong' in the snug...will you be doing requests? only the 'chaps' watching the football might have a few

Pete

Just arrived back to find an empty pub and the rumour is that Lil has eloped with gramps???

That juke-box has a lot to answer for...anyway the cellar is full of beer, wine and spirits so Happy Days...

Pete Perhaps gramps and Lil are at the Ritz...enjoying a good old fashioned tea-dance. I caught sight of them staggering strolling down to the taxi rank. Lil had a large scarlet feather in her hair and gramps appeared to have a rose between his teeth.

Was Lil carrying an overnight bag? soop 'cos the till was empty and gramps' long johns were under the pool table...very strange. Oh well might as well have a quick one

Sorry, had to nip out to towel my self down, I think the nozzle on that syphon needs adjusting.

That isn't a syphon, it's Lil's awaiting-patent Unwelcome Advances Repellant device! You may turn an attractive shade of dayglo green by the morning, phoenix!

Oh hell, I thought that scotch tasted a bit odd. So where's the soda? I was told it was on the end of the bar???????