thanks to anno the brain has been titillated into creating nellie smoluski a lady who has straddled many continents and some incontinents also,she is a woman of the world...may I present smoluski.....
Oi! nellie what are you doing skiving in Lil's Bar, when you were mid-story over here? You were about to disclose top secret information to prove you are involved in espionage.....or not!
Psssst..Smoluski - it's me, agent passwordusername! You ain't seen me, right! I'm doing a double, treble, quadruple bluff to throw 'them' off the scent. I have your package. Have you got the youknowwhat??
I've just enjoyed the best half hour I have had for a long time reading this thread and all the shenanagins you lot have been up to over the week-end.Thank goodness she is back with a bang,and that is a loud bang not a gang bang. fabulous.