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Can I just warn any lurkers out there...........

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jO5 Sat 24-Nov-12 13:34:00

who might be thinking of joining.

You will only be allowed to stay if: you can spell, can type, have a good grasp of English grammar, and preferably have a degree (OU is allowed).

And whatever you do don't show any sign of a slightly smutty sense of humour. That will make the poor gentle-women on here tear their hair, and Gransnet will delete you in case you scare off any potential advertisers. (not there seems to be many at the moment)

jO5 Wed 28-Nov-12 14:44:00

Thanks for the cake Faye! smile

absentgrana Wed 28-Nov-12 14:44:39

Ah, that's two instances of someone commenting on grammar merlot as the one I was referring to involved another poster.

absentgrana Wed 28-Nov-12 14:45:48

Are your ears okay jO5? I hate that feeling of overheating and throbbing as the blood unfreezes. Maybe a woolly hat next time?

Anne58 Wed 28-Nov-12 14:52:54

Well, I too have just come back from shopping, and I must say some of the posts here have left me shock

Her comment :
"Don't like other people being jibed at for no reason" really takes the biscuit, let alone the cake that someone suggested she needs!

She started a thread late last night, (that many of you will have missed, as it appears to have been deleted ) that was very far from being "funny" and especially removed from any definition I have known as being "kind at heart" .

jO5 Wed 28-Nov-12 14:57:21

Would have worn my ear muffs absent. Didn't relise how cold it is out there!

jO5 Wed 28-Nov-12 14:59:54

I am not going to be kind to people who upset, possibly authentic, new posters.

Gransnet is getting ridiculous with the delete button. hmm

soop Wed 28-Nov-12 15:05:35

Yay! A first class example of bad grammar - mine. Though on reflection, it made me chuckle. wink

absentgrana Wed 28-Nov-12 15:08:02

jO5 Don't forget that GNHQ has access to more information about apparent new posters than any of us have. It has been mentioned before that they have ways (unknown to us) of finding out if someone is attempting to use two screen names and it seems likely that they have ways of knowing if a new poster is, in fact, someone who has posted before under a different name and been banned from the site.

I know it's nice to believe the best of everybody, but sometimes it is completely unrealistic.

jO5 Wed 28-Nov-12 15:11:40

Maybe a poster resorts to using two names in desperation. If you get put down quite nastily, and then banned, under one name, it might be tempting to use another name just to try again to get a bit of sympathy and understanding.

(No! I haven't done it myself! hmm)

jO5 Wed 28-Nov-12 15:17:14

The post I started last night said something like:

"What is the point, when someone who you think is not genuine, posts. And then someone answers said poster (giving them the benfit of the doubt, just in case), in putting comments like, 'trip-trap' and other troll indicating comments? (can't remember exact wording) But that's the gist of it.

And I would like to know what these super powers are that Gransnet possesses, that the rest of us certainly couldn't get our poor little heads round. hmm

jO5 Wed 28-Nov-12 15:18:15

Shoot me if I'm back on here for the rest of the afternoon.

annodomini Wed 28-Nov-12 15:39:01

Just hand me the gun, JO5.

annodomini Wed 28-Nov-12 15:39:32

Joking, of course. grin

Anne58 Wed 28-Nov-12 15:42:11

jO5 that was very far from the gist of it!

jO5 Wed 28-Nov-12 15:53:42

That is how I remember it. You put up what you think it said. confused

jO5 Wed 28-Nov-12 15:55:00

They deleted it before I got up this morning.

Which was ridiculous. hmm

Bags Wed 28-Nov-12 15:58:02

Bang

Bags Wed 28-Nov-12 15:58:37

That was the sound of the shot you asked for, jings. Sorry if I missed wink

jO5 Wed 28-Nov-12 15:59:13

I know! hmm I only came back on this flipping 'puter to look for a coat for grandson. hmm

jO5 Wed 28-Nov-12 16:00:01

you didn't miss.

come and clear this mess up.

Bags Wed 28-Nov-12 16:02:41

Yes'm. Right away.

Bags Wed 28-Nov-12 16:03:36

Is it only me who thinks some of the hmms look cross and some look whimsical?

Butty Wed 28-Nov-12 16:05:52

Oh J & B - Your collective last 4 posts have given me the first smile of the day. Ta! smile

Butty Wed 28-Nov-12 16:07:59

...the posts before B's Yes'm

Still smiling though....

Greatnan Wed 28-Nov-12 16:09:02

Butty - there are plenty of jokes to read on Just Jokes!