This afternoon I went for a walk in the sunshine with the Wonderful Man and our children and grandchildren; then we ended up in one of the local hotels for coffee and a cream tea whilst playing 'pass the baby' with our week old grandson. We all had a barely restrained fit of giggles when a very elderly hunchbacked lady in a green cardy stood up to leave and revealed her (sorry, but it's true) hooked nosed, bushy browed, wizened face to our grandson. His eyes widened and, totally mesmerised, he shouted, "A MONSTER"!!! I tried my best to distract him, but because he thought we hadn't seen he added "Look, it's a MONSTER in a green coat". Fortunately the said lady was completely oblivious and left without realising the stir she'd caused, but grandson was not to be dissuaded from his understanding that he'd spotted a real monster. She really did look remarkably similar to THIS. 