Took my four year old grandsons to a 'Superheroes' birthday party in a soft play centre. Forty four and five year olds, high on adrenaline and cupcakes, dressed as whatever Tesco has on its rails. Mine were Batman and Robin, wearing 'cakes'.....'no, nana, not cape!' As birthday boy's dad shouted that the food was ready, a swarm of nutters came charging out of the bouncy castles and play houses and descended on their party boxes, devoured the cakes and crisps and disappeared back to their Batcaves.
Mummy arrived from work to take over. 'You can go home now' she soothed. I'm still reeling! 