Banter Bar.

Depends. I may have better offers! ( I hope!)

Just a thought....but as you're a great chef glam.....can you also cook the books? I think the tax-man is sniffing about..

That Myleene Klass was asking about part time work....think I'll give her a call and see if she can pull a pump without assistance...

I'll get my own for now...

Pete you wouldn't want her, she only wears bikinis - think of the heating bill in winter. I'm pretty good around a set of books, creative accounting? No problem I'll have you up there in the Googlesphere in no time. Want me to set up a subsidiary company in Ireland?

Such expertise comes at a cost though Pete and I'm not sure what package you can offer to tempt me....remuneration wise

An offer of The Big One and stale nuts just ain't going to cut it.

Anyway, me 'n Ella couldn't stand looking at that triangular grin of Myleene's every night - we miss Lil's dodgy dentures!

What I will pay on the heating bills in winter will be paid for by the saving on the laundry bill for 'staff uniforms'.....

No stale nuts here Sel.....

Hmmmmm. I would suggest staff wear their own clothes Pete, no need to rush into extra expense. And see, you've already got a rebellion on your hands, Ana is upset and she's the Union rep. Better rething this Myleen idea pretty sharpish.

Me 'n Ella beg to differ, Pete...

The more I think about it..the better the idea becomes Sel....cardboard cut-out of Hugh in the snug for the 'Union rep' and Ella....and Myleene behind the main bar....

No, sorry Pete I don't think Ana and Ella would fall for cardboard. I think they'd want something a little more active.

Meanwhile you'd be cosying up with that M woman? Nope, won't work. I'd better get to the Jobcentre again.

Ana, perhaps we could enter Eurovision next year..........."Me 'n Ella" has a bit of a ring to it

Myclean Noclass is not setting foot in this bar unless Me 'n Ana get some hot blooded action too!

I'll just sit quietly at the back Ella with my ledgers, quill pen..and a glass of red and observe you two indulging in hot blooded action I think Pete is really set on M

Strippin Fireman...every three weeks....that's more than enough for you two.......

Sel....only need to be 'cosying' up to M in the winter!....mind you it gets pretty chilly most nights...

Well, he felt like that about Lisa, but it all ended in tears...

Hey Pete, just off the phone to Becks, he's at a loose end now he's retired.So suggested a few hours behind the bar. He's keen Pete! are
tatoo's allowed on the premises?

Sel I really didn't have you down as a voyeur

Can Posh do a few shifts too?..

Not sure its a BOGOF!

No Ella just an observer looking for ways to cut costs. I can see pete needs a firm hand and rules of he'll get out of hand.

Tatoos, if strategically placed are acceptable to me laidback Can't speak for the other laydees.

Tell him "We will let you know" laidback......Too many tatoo's...be like having a walking newspaper behind the bar...

And he'd have to rethink that hairdo - looks like my granddad!

Well....he'd doo topless if that helps his cause! Just a cupla shifts Pete?

Oh hang on....Rio and little mikey owen have bin on. Cueing up Pete!