Banter Bar.

Who's serving? It rained all the way over and I'm wet!

Not sure Rio's face is customer friendly....jim bowen can give it a go... might get some good tips! (us not him)..

Usual envious ? Leave your wet clothes by the fire.....Lil's old dressing gown is by the back door...

Yes,thanks Pete!

Pint of scrumpy cider then...

Looks like some empty glasses around here! who all is drinking ? my round!

Toto's mate Zeberdee is staying tonight.....thought he just said "Time for bed"......

Help yourself envious

was talking to a woman in nebraska and she knew pete from when he worked at the bristol pear in selly oak , b"ham. she said he was hard with the customers - ie they had to settle their tabs pronto , and were not allowed any iou's . So forwarned is .

Hi just caught up with whats going on,those pies and sausage rolls need to be on a medium heat for 20mins only Pete when you see black smoke from the oven I would say they are done I'm not available to cook the books as I am hopeless with money unless it is with mr.glamma's card when I go shopping for goodies for moi.see you all later off too work for the day at Charity shop a girl has to keep herself busy you know.

3pm on a Saturday afternoon and no football....anywhere... .....it will be a long 3 months this year.. Still have tomorrow's final day...

To cap it all M has seen her Klass...and declined my offer of part-time work ... Hope Sel comes up with something

Nice nibbles glam... 25 mins just to be sure!

Have you eaten them all, Pete?

Pete you are going to have to join glasses diet class if you keep eating all the pies,I have just popped in because there is nothing on TV except the "song contest" and that is worse than football & watching paint dry and to top it all I never won the lottery again and poor mr.glamma is desperate for the Bentley for sale at the garage in Chester looks like he will have to carry on thumbing lifts off me for the time being.

glamma, you're doing a sterling job, but none of the regulars is getting a look-in where your goodies are concerned! Pete keeps those for himself and tells us there are only stale nuts and toenail clippings pork scratchings available! No wonder he's getting podgy...

Podgy??..... relaxed muscle I'll have you know!! The nibbles go to nina who has her own seat at the far end of the bar and in return cleans a few tables...........because I can't do everything single handed...

So we didn't win Eurovision?....I think it's fixed...at least we didn't lose by a penalty shoot out

Bonnie might be looking for a job now......then again....

I'll just have a quick one and check the IOU's......

Yooo Hoooo, Pete how was the evening? What are the takings? (Sorry - self appointed book cooker) I was out on the town

I guess everyone has gone to bed...staff shortages. Hope the skivvies did the mopping, I smell disinfectant

Sel...if all IOU's are settled we made £569....if not ..69p..

Do you think a firmer hand is required....

Crikey Pete I'm impressed. London prices. No, I think you're doing very well considering...

I've just re read that and notice the if now I'm worried. Pretty big tabs there..was it Ana 'n Ella running them up?

Cheers.....
Hope you tried to 'poach' some staff when you were on the town...

If is the big word......

Ana 'n Ella their names were plastered all over bars up by London Bridge - warnings attatched: NO credit in any circumstances Oh dear Pete

I did see some wandering Bulgarians - with accordions A bit of colour for the bar perhaps? Wouldn't be good serving though - language skills .