Flights of Imagination.

I've just had a phone call from Her Maj. She's popping round for a chinwag and cuppa in about half an hour. We'll probably watch a bit of Jeremy Kyle too. She likes coming her because there is no kowtowing or fuss. She gets her teabag tea made in a mug just like anyone else and her biscuits straight from the packet to save on washing up.

I have just asked the other half to do something, and he has not said "Where's the .............?"

I've played chess recently against all the world's greatest players and checkmated everyone of them.

I went upstairs and took out all of my size 8 ancient vintage designer clothes that I have been hoarding for years and discovered that they fit me perfectly! And that they still suit me and don't age or date me at all.

Looked out of the bathroom window and saw that my garden had been weeded and re-planted for me, the shrubs pruned and the patios scrubbed down.

Yesterday Jamie Oliver cooked a meal that only cost £1 a portion without using £500 worth of equipment and store cupboard 'essentials'.

Yesterday played football, scored a triple hat-trick, not bad for a 53 yr old.

I woke up this morning to discover that I'd grown 6ins during the night. Swung my legs out of bed an found that I was really slim and shapely.
All my clothes were far too short, so set off to town on a shopping spree.
Oh and my bank balance had grown as well, every time I swiped my card to pay for a fabulous purchase the amount went into my account instead of out. I just kept spending. I then went to choir practice and sang a solo, hitting all the top notes with the greatest of ease. I got a huge round of applause, and then Simon Cowell walked in and told me I was rubbish. As if.

It's a lovely blue skied day with the sun glinting off the slightly rippled sea.
The palms wave gently in the breeze and the sand is golden in the warmth.
I strip off my clothes to let my slim body rejoice in the the touch of the sun, then run swiftly down the beach to meet my wonderful slim athletic lover.
Then:-- I wake with cramp in my calf!

Are you enjoying making up things? Please keep doing, I enjoy reading what others are imagining.

Invited onto The Graham Norton Show to discuss my blogging website 81words.net and read some of the beautiful and creative 81 word stories that people had submitted. Immediately offered a publishing deal to produce the first volume of top stories for distribution through W H Smiths at railway stations and airports. Program to be broadcast early 2014.

It's Sunday morning and the weather is warm and balmy. After going for a bike ride and having a long hot shower I am dressing up in a fabulous outfit I bought recently. At around midday I will meet up with kindred spirits for lunch at an outdoor vegetarian restaurant overlooking the sea. I am going to relax and enjoy the food and conversation.