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Vaginal Knitting!!! ??

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Lona Wed 04-Dec-13 14:05:27

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/03/vaginal-knitting-casting-off-my-womb_n_4378006.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

I thought I'd seen most things.....................

merlotgran Fri 06-Dec-13 19:18:05

Was it Billy Connolly who said, 'What's the worst thing about oral sex?......The View'

Enviousamerican Fri 06-Dec-13 19:19:53

I'd rather wait till JessM brings the suitably macho hairy vounteers she went looking for!grin

JessM Fri 06-Dec-13 19:37:35

Struck me, while making pizza, that one would be hard pressed to find a man who had a reluctance to look at his own penis.

Enviousamerican Fri 06-Dec-13 19:43:45

grin much harder to find the hairy backs!

Galen Fri 06-Dec-13 19:54:03

tchgrin

Nelliemoser Fri 06-Dec-13 19:58:11

Jess I am now wondering what brought that thought into you head at a pizza making r moment Jess!

Penstemmon Fri 06-Dec-13 20:50:40

She was probably chopping a hot chilli pepper for the topping at the time tchwink

Nelliemoser Fri 06-Dec-13 21:10:09

penstemmon grin

Galen Fri 06-Dec-13 21:45:00

Ouch!

Ariadne Sat 07-Dec-13 13:51:25

grin

JessM Sat 07-Dec-13 14:31:13

Transgressive pizza anyone. Easy to make a face, with a couple of olives and anchovies. So should not be too difficult to do other body parts?

AlieOxon Sat 07-Dec-13 15:00:55

....yes, but who wants to eat it??

MiceElf Sat 07-Dec-13 15:03:20

We need to playfully and subversively invert the reality. The critical discourse too needs to be subverted. This is the core and essence of the essentially female desire to contemplate the circle and by the desire to mould into the absorbable the male images of ubiquitous symbols of an imagined Bratworst or the labia-like chili.

Jess M I suspect wishes to reveal and simultaneously undermine sexual stereotypes with the outspoken directness of the sexual innuendo. To express deep scepticism of social norms and the gender specific attribution of roles albeit with an enigmatic sense if humour.

JessM Sat 07-Dec-13 15:06:35

grin - directness of the innuendo. Classic. Oh sorry that's a dirty word round here.

JessM Sat 07-Dec-13 17:57:56

Just watched a woman dancing down a cathedral wall (contemporary dance fused with abseiling.) Strong, athletic, difficult, graceful and original. No need for fancy words.

www.pontio.co.uk/whats-on/index.php.en

Lona Sat 07-Dec-13 18:55:16

Where's deserving when you need her?

Ana Sat 07-Dec-13 19:06:14

Where's jingle when you need her, too!? sad

Enviousamerican Sat 07-Dec-13 19:31:26

Maybe not pizza...but I'd eat cake! wasn't it Marge Simpson that bought or made resque baked goods? grin

Enviousamerican Sat 07-Dec-13 19:32:00

Sorry..risqué