Prompted by this thread, what about starting something like a Gransnet Oscar equivalent, perhaps known as the GOTCHERS or GROUCHERS or whatever. Nomination requirements to be set out and ignored, bribery and nepotism to be encouraged, and the award ceremony followed by an enormous red-carpet extravaganza somewhere nice, with a good cabaret - Sir Brucie hosting, perhaps, now that he's retired. There could be some fun in this, and the world would beat a path to our door. The award could be a statuette based on a montage of our personal attributes to be known, of course as a GRANNY. Voting would be open to back-handers, threats, extortion and the usual trickery. And what about a venue? And when? Good chance to dress up and sport our gongs and things in public, though. We'd all be in the Allo, Allo magazine. Any thoughts?