An alphabetical poem/story

"Hoist 'im up that palm tree, let's have a new Captain!" roared the crew.

Hello sailor !

I'm the fourth hammock on deck two

Jumping gehosophat, it's a darn mutiny

Kimonos must be warn at all times and life jackets.

(Rosesarered, fair enough equal opps must be observed, so men and women and anything in between are welcome aboard)

Lifeline to be sent out for Duffythe cat - no pussies are going to be lost on my watch.

Miaow!

Nonsense dears, said the patronising git captain
Overboard with him! was their reply

Pussy look worried, did they mean him ?

Quiver me timbers thought Duffy

Righty-ho - it's the plank for him!

Sir Galahad waved from the seashore.

That's odd. I thought we'd left him in Camelot doing the ironing.

Unfortunately Sir Galahad was not waving but drowning.

Very nearly but with the help of Duffy the cat who has miraculously managed to reach the shore too, they both walk off into the dunes looking for firewood.

With which Duffy built a fire, lit it by rubbing two twigs together, and went off to hunt for dinner while Sir Galahad sulked about having got his hair wet...

An Xtraordinary tale.

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!

Zest, is what the rum'll give us.

Amazement was what she felt as it dawned on her what she could achieve.

By staying close to Duffy the wonder cat

Creeping up, though, was a very smelly old Comodo dragon

Cats are very intelligent creatures I'll have you know.

Did someone say dragon

Eggzactly! replied our

Fearsome friend

Glad to make your acquaintance!

Harrumphing under his breath about Alphabet Greediness as he smiled...

Independent minded as Duffy was, this time he felt he needed some human company as he could not open his own tin of Whiskas.