Pete's old place has been empty for a while now but a few of us 'regulars' slipped down the lane one night, prised away a few planks holding the door on, and are now squatting in the public bar.
The tea-lights add an interesting 'dimension' to the bar (plus magically erase wrinkles
).
It needs cleaning up a bit - so laydees come along, bring rags/buckets/mops - and whatever else you can lay your mitts on to swab the decks down. I've brought a box of Country Manor perry - so bring your own tin mugs and we'll get started. The planned Grand Opening Night is tomorrow…so someone will need to nip down to the shop and get in a few bottles. Glam are you okay with rustling up some sausages rolls? you could put a bit of that green stuff (parsley?) on them to make them look posh…..
I have it on good authority that there was a misprint on Grabbits beer advertisement and they haven't got Sheepshaggers and Leg Overs but do have a few cheap haggis left over from their January Sale. Sorry to disappoint you papaoscar
If I do that I might have more than a missing fillling.
IBS springs to mind 
You could try draining the 'empties', merlot!
Yeah, he's gone down to Grabbits with papaoscar to get his thingy steamed or something, ....... I think
Ah well, at least it'll keep him off the streets for a couple of nights...
why is Pete using the Laydees toilets - though it explains why the seat's always up
Nah Bo, It'll be Pete.
He's always been light fingered and if he's not ticklin' some old trout, he's a dab hand at emptying the Honesty Box (or as he calls it 'my savings account') with a bit of bent wire!
You mark my words! [nudge] [nudge] 
Have found the empty Honesty Box hidden in the Laydees toilet, behind the wellyboot machine
. From what I remember, there was hundreds, if not thousands of pounds in it when I left on Saturday night Laydees, I fear we may have a light-fingered person in our midst
How do you know that, Nonu???
Well, that's two good reasons not to go in that loo!
I bet he was, what with all that thingy steaming and what-have-you!
(Mind you, I don't think there was that much in the honesty box - it didn't weigh much. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if it had been wafted under one of the loos by a puff of wind...)
OH ANA he wouldn't would he?
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Always seems such an upright sort of chap to me , BUT of course he does frequent GRabbits, and to be frank on the QT you understand, poor dear Mr N was a bit shocked at the going on"s there .
Well, papaoscar did mention something about raiding it...how very dare he enter The Ladies without permission!
It is for Laydees only, after all...
Where's the Honesty Box gone
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