Damned with faint praise.

If someone described me as neat and tidy, I would escort her to the nearest optician.

Majestic = large!

Just got back from bows and arrows. Disaster. I'm trying to use a sight which involves a different tequnique.
The coach told me to pull my shoulders back, push my chest out and try to I imitate a page 3 model!
Collapse of stout party in giggles and next two arrows ended up high in the wall above the target!

Neat and tidy? Might apply to a pile of old washing, I suppose.

Not at all, galen. The Queen is 5'0" isn't she?
Would you prefer 'regal' then?

Wow! That's just a wee bit shorter than me.

Wow! The last way I'd have described myself. Reubenesque perhaps (he liked his ladies on the large side)

Ok. Reubenesque it is, then

My grandaughter asked me to go on the bouncy castle with her. When I refused she asked " why nanna its good fun" I replied " yes but I'm old and boring" yep you guessed she said " nanna your not boring" oh well that's somthing

I suspect that given the choice between a beautifully styled "lady" and Galen I would far rather spend a day with Galen

When my children were small an old family friend once said to me "I've never seen you as the motherly type - but you don't seem to be doing any worse than any one else"!