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Sing an illness.

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janerowena Sat 04-Apr-15 18:44:02

I have sinusitis at the moment, and found myself singing

Sinus is Golden, and
Sinusitis You've been Gone.

Then I remembered Frankie Laine's Ibuleve. grin
and how a few months ago I was only

'Twenty-four Hours from Ulcers'.

And more recently it's been a case of

'Oh, Ce-coeliac'.

So, what's your song? Stayin' Alive (just)?

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loopylou Sat 04-Apr-15 18:54:31

grin
I love your line of thought!

'Ulcer on my mind'

'Sweet Calamine'

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absent Sat 04-Apr-15 19:04:37

When I lost most of my already not very luxuriant hair owing to illness, my boyfriend used to greet me with a burst of the alopecia chorus. grin

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Ana Sat 04-Apr-15 19:05:53

Congratulations!
And palpitations...

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Grannyknot Sat 04-Apr-15 19:08:22

Hehe.

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Jane10 Sat 04-Apr-15 19:52:58

Anyone who had a heart(burn)?
Shingle bells?

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Ana Sat 04-Apr-15 20:00:57

'Shingle bells'! grin

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loopylou Sat 04-Apr-15 20:10:38

Heartburn Hotel

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AlieOxon Sat 04-Apr-15 20:24:57

Scarlet Ribbon Fever

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Jane10 Sat 04-Apr-15 20:35:51

Pretty Phlegmingo?

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merlotgran Sat 04-Apr-15 20:37:24

Little Red Booster

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Jane10 Sat 04-Apr-15 20:37:52

Last train to Fartsville? Sorry everyone it just jumped into my head!

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Ana Sat 04-Apr-15 20:46:50

Wart kind of fool am I?

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loopylou Sat 04-Apr-15 20:48:22

Sorry but following Jane10 'Anymore who had a Fart' tbublush........

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J52 Sat 04-Apr-15 20:50:00

A Whiter Shade of Anaemia. x

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newist Sat 04-Apr-15 21:02:28

Rawhide

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Jane10 Sat 04-Apr-15 21:11:44

The Hokycroaky!

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janerowena Sat 04-Apr-15 21:23:23

grin grin grin

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janerowena Sat 04-Apr-15 21:24:30

Unsprained Melody (my ankle has only just recovered).

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Ana Sat 04-Apr-15 21:30:11

Cold finger

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Granoveve Sat 04-Apr-15 21:55:21

To my grandchildren who cough and sneeze on me till I'm ill . . you give me fever!

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Jane10 Sat 04-Apr-15 21:57:30

Have deviated on to body parts: Thanks for the mammary , Its hip to be square, Happenis blush

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Falconbird Sat 04-Apr-15 22:17:58

Keep them coming Grans - everyone a winner. smile

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janerowena Sat 04-Apr-15 22:35:29

I got 'Flu Babe.

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merlotgran Sat 04-Apr-15 22:37:22

janer, grin

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