I have sinusitis at the moment, and found myself singing
Sinus is Golden, and
Sinusitis You've been Gone.
Then I remembered Frankie Laine's Ibuleve. 
and how a few months ago I was only
'Twenty-four Hours from Ulcers'.
And more recently it's been a case of
'Oh, Ce-coeliac'.
So, what's your song? Stayin' Alive (just)?
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I love your line of thought!
'Ulcer on my mind'
'Sweet Calamine'
When I lost most of my already not very luxuriant hair owing to illness, my boyfriend used to greet me with a burst of the alopecia chorus.
'Shingle bells'!
Sorry but following Jane10 'Anymore who had a Fart' 
........
Have deviated on to body parts: Thanks for the mammary , Its hip to be square, Happenis 
Keep them coming Grans - everyone a winner. 
janer,
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