I have sinusitis at the moment, and found myself singing
Sinus is Golden, and
Sinusitis You've been Gone.
Then I remembered Frankie Laine's Ibuleve. 
and how a few months ago I was only
'Twenty-four Hours from Ulcers'.
And more recently it's been a case of
'Oh, Ce-coeliac'.
So, what's your song? Stayin' Alive (just)?
These are hilarious and some are very clever. Phlemingo! Inspired.
My offer is:
Born in the usual way (no C-section)
Addictive! 
Summertime Loos (Delhi belly blues)
I can't get no constipation
Please relieve me, let me go
Pneumonia a heartbeat away
elegran!
Laaayla, I've got arthritic knees 
Follow the yellow sick road 
Snot unusual to be loved by anyone. 
Falcon
Oh, janerowena what have you started here!
I've just snorted Pinot Grigio out my nose at newist's Rawhide!!
If You Wanna Be My Liver 
All together now, 'Tiptoe, Through the Prolapse, With Me--eeee...'
And not forgetting that incredibly painful illness - 'Great Balls of Fire'. 
(I'm sure there's a medical term for it somewhere.)
Oh yes, Jane10 beat me to it!
Hmm...
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