Nellie you remind me of a friend I rang when, going out after work in the dark to feed the rabbit, I realised he had been got at by a fox, and only his sad front end remained, face down in the rhubarb patch. In tears, I rang a friend who chided me for being such a wet and arrived 10 minutes later, armed with big gloves, bin bags etc. 'I know you're right' I sobbed as we made our way down the garden with a torch. On seeing the remains she exclaimed 'Oh no, the poor bunny!' and slumped to the ground, weeping uncontrollably. 
Good Morning Thursday 27th August 2026
Anyone got any ideas for washing handkerchiefs
Another attempt by Trump to end the war with Iran

