Funny things grandchildren say

We had two labs that had to be put to sleep through old age. We explained this to my 5 yr old grandaughter and thought she had understood. Next time she came, a few days later she asked where they were. Again we explained that they had died. Her response was Are they still dead ? It makes her laugh now ten years later

Children can be so blunt. A friend of my GChildrens' grandad died - he had PD. One of my GC asked if that was what Papa (my OH) has (he has) and wanted to know why he was alive. But I like that candour in children - at least you know what you are dealing with!

My 5 yr old son wanted to get to school extra early because his friend Prasoon was from India, but still got to school before him each morning.
My 8 year old brother, on meeting our sister's new boyfriend who was a US naval officer on submarines, asked what he saw underwater. "Have you seen an octopus, I'm scared of them with their 8 long testicles".

My 8 year old GD was studying her ticket on the bus. Mmmmm she said "It says single on my ticket. But I have a boyfriend".

DS2 when a littley asked me in the supermarket if the wine I had just put in the trolley was for boys. When I said that it wasn't he said "Well, why does it say serve child on the label?"

Took me a while to get that one phoenix

DGD(7) Grandma is very old (I'm 62, so fair enough )

DGS(11) Yes, but she's very acrobatic