Things without rhyme or reason

Now I know I have to attack the biscuits with a bread knife and why my jewellery is all tangled up. Do people really have purple bras? I thought red was exotic, but purple!!!

Don't get it mixed up and tangle up the bread and biscuits then attack your jewellery with the bread knife! Though in the past I have used a knife to open a stubborn locket that wouldn't yield to a thumbnail.

the teaspoons at the bottom of the washing up bowls are mine - been wondering where they are all going! Do you have my missing forks as well??

Why did the council think it was a good idea to place dog poo waste bins right next to the benches around the town? Who wants to sit on a bench on a nice sunny day with the warm smell of dog poo drifting past when you are eating your sandwiches?

Why do manufacturers put the price of something embedded in the wrapping? Why do they put labels on the back of jumpers where they are bound to itch? Why do shoe manufacturers put a sticky label on the sole of the shoe? Why does the man across the road get out his leaf blower immediately after the other man across the road has put his leaf vacuum machine away? Why does the man walking his dog allow it to poo on my garden when there is a field across the road? Why do people assume you will welcome them coming in to your house without wiping their feet first?

I could go on! :-)

Marionk, maybe we could do swapsies with knives, spoons and forks long lost?

Why does my OH think I will not notice when he throws away my much treasured 'junk'?

I have had a good laugh here, but I don't laugh when they all happen to me!

Wondering would time2rhyme belong on this thread ?

Why do my family believe that if they leave dirty cups, plates etc on the worktop above the dishwasher they will find their own way inside it?

Why does my BT vision box need to update / reboot 10 minutes from the end of an exciting programme?

Piggly wiggly - because no doubt they do as you put them in! My son used to say much the same before he left home: 'I've noticed that if I drop dirty clothes on the floor, thy reappear washed and ironed as if by magic a couple of days later." Said with a winning, if cheeky smile!

Manicure just finished looking wonderful although still just a little tacky ; need to go to the loo !!!! Every time and yes I always go before the manicure starts

Exaltedwombat, please explain why. (Where I used to work a friend there used "puppies" as a euphemism for boobies). I am very confused.

Pigglywiggly and -Pollyperkins* Have they been speaking to the man in this video?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1_QTm-wpsY

Trisher, I complained to M & S after buying two blouses, same garment, in two different colours. I bought the second one because the first was such a good fit, but the second didn't fit nearly so well. I was told that different colours of the same garment were often produced in different factories, hence the discrepancy.

Plonking yourself on a lavatory seat to find it wobbles violently to one side.
Sitting down on a lavatory to find it has been urinated on.
Sitting down on a lavatory to find the lid is still on.
Pulling on flesh coloured tight to find that there is a ladder running up the back. Sqeezing some squidgy plastic container with the last of expensive makeup in it, to find it then splurges onto the floor.
Having lipstick stuck to my teeth.
Hardly touching some item in a shop and it promptly falls onto the floor.
Snagging a nail when I am out and finding I haven't got a file with me.

Being tired and very sleepy in my armchair only to find it impossible to drop off when tucked up in bed.

Those irritating ribbon things in tops and blouses that are supposed to be wrapped round the clothes hangers, but never are! I chop 'em off!

Why are jars of coffee, drinking chocolate etc always taller than the teaspoon that the instructions tell you to measure the damn stuff with? Fine when the jar is full, but when it's nearly empty.... grrr!

Ring pulls on cans that pull off before the can is open.
Hard disc recorder that doesn't
The bjggest gripe at the moment is a supplier that doesn't when he says he will. How is that ok?

Or like now when I just finished a long story and it disappeared before my eyes, so freaking annoying.

or the ring pull on the can of corned beef that fails halfway through

Same thing with cans of sardines.

Why do birds who have been gorging on fruit decide to poo on my white washing, but never on old gardening clothes?