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thatbags Wed 26-Apr-17 06:46:15

I just learned a new word. It's a verb: to queef, queefing, n. queef. It's apparently what people call vaginal farts when they don't want to say vaginal fart.

It came up in an erudite discussion about vaginas having a voice. Newest political thing y'know.

Just so you know smile

Poly580 Wed 26-Apr-17 14:48:21

Maryhoffman37 I just nearly choked on my coffee, so funny. Thank you for making me laugh. Funny post Thatbags

grannylyn65 Wed 26-Apr-17 15:36:26

I am a lady and only f**t soprano grin

M0nica Wed 26-Apr-17 16:20:51

Is voting through your vagina the female equivalent of voting through your a**e?

Personally, I intend to vote the way I always have - by engaging my brain.

GillT57 Wed 26-Apr-17 16:21:11

Oh what a wonderful post, and a great scrabble word as a bonus!

Gaggi3 Wed 26-Apr-17 16:44:03

How have I got so old without knowing about this phenomenon?

POGS Wed 26-Apr-17 17:35:14

Great, a new scrabble word.

I used YONI once and had to explain what it meant , I will definitely be on the look out for Queef.

I've just Googled Queef thatbags and I did have a laugh at what came up! grin

Nandalot Wed 26-Apr-17 17:52:20

I don't know if I will regret admitting this but I have large boobs and sometimes, on bending down, a rather impolite sound emanates from my bra. Is there a word for this?

Jayem Wed 26-Apr-17 18:17:23

Shows what a sheltered life I have led. Or perhaps how forgetful/oblivious I am.

I don't recall ever having vaginal farts, despite or perhaps because of having four children.

Shesanana Wed 26-Apr-17 20:19:11

I love this thread ? It takes me back to the good old days!! ??

Aspidistra Thu 27-Apr-17 06:46:54

Ha! Queef does sound a bit prudish! Sounds like some prissy schoolmaam trying to avoid mention bodily functions!

Esspee Fri 28-Apr-17 07:11:20

Have I stumbled onto Mumsnet? Gransnet is usually so prudish. ?

grannylyn65 Fri 28-Apr-17 08:30:32

nandalot 'thinking' !!?

M0nica Fri 28-Apr-17 10:58:49

Gransnet, prudish? Never grin

henetha Fri 28-Apr-17 11:44:51

Maybe Gareth Malone would help us to form a GN's Queefing Choir. grin

Menopaws Fri 28-Apr-17 21:40:52

Can I be the lead singer please? What shall we call the choir? Suggestions please

Lisalou Sat 29-Apr-17 08:36:04

According to COSMO, clearly the leading voice in all things lady related, tells us that queefing is not actually a vaginal fart, given that farts are due to the breakdown of bacteria, creating gasses which smell. Therefore, it is more easily equated to "making farting sounds with your mouth". Does this mean that queefing is the equivalent of beatbox? For those of you who do not have teenage sons/grandsons, here is the definition of beatbox:
Beatboxing (also beat boxing or b-boxing) is a form of vocal percussion primarily involving the art of mimicking drum machines using one's mouth, lips, tongue, and voice.

Make a right modern lot of us in our choir!!!

Peaseblossom Sat 29-Apr-17 14:19:49

Nandalot Tit fart?

Peaseblossom Sat 29-Apr-17 14:22:47

Menopaws how about Queefalot? The Queef Choir, or The Undercarriage Choir?

Menopaws Sat 29-Apr-17 16:42:56

peaseblossom thinking queef will confuse, how about the fanny farters or fannys r us, do you think the BBC will consider?!

Menopaws Sat 29-Apr-17 16:44:41

How do we pitch this?

thatbags Sat 29-Apr-17 16:58:06

menopaws, grin

Peaseblossom Sat 29-Apr-17 17:17:39

Menopaws grin

Menopaws Sun 30-Apr-17 20:55:06

Who wants to design a logo?!!

Menopaws Sun 30-Apr-17 21:01:39

I'm seeing us in white t shirts with logo on front and great big pants. Britains got talent? Now we need a song