Argy-Bargy Cafe - enter at your peril ?

Have I missed something? Where has this Big Jim come from? As he is only 5" 2" why is Big in his title??

About them raisins....... Gladstone was s--h--itting near that bowl earlier today. Sorry, I forgot to wash it out. You didn'the offer any to Lara did you? Never mind if you did. We can tell her they're chocolate raisins, she'll never know.

Sorry, it was me that soaked my feet in the ice bucket ( Did you find a bunion plaster...seems to be missing.)

How did you know about the parachute silk for my knicks POGS ( Chewy swore it would be a secret!) The parachute was huge and made at least five pairs of drawers.Am not fat, just big boned.

The furry pair are a bit itchy, but do look great, nothing like real fur is there?
Marydoll only has faux, so am one up on her.

I think that Galahad should be banned from the bar area, he is a health risk ( slightly less than the peanuts though.)

In that case I will pay my dies tomorrow. ]grin]

As for Big Jim he may he only be 5' 2" tall but he has size 13 feet and a big nose!

Chewy is trying to be clever by alluding to a former paramour of mine. I am still receiving counselling for that traumatic period in my life.
It didn't help that I am 6 ft tall in my wellies( another story) and he was even smaller than 5 ft 2.

As he is only 5'2", why is big in his title?

Best not to ask Menopaws. But Marydoll's been smiling all week.

My thoughts exactly

roses

I like an 'owner upper' . .

Verruca issue solved then, just bunions.

Sorry for thinking it was you Big Jim.

Chewy / Menpaws.

Size 13 feet and a big nose.

He can't hear you , he is being smothered by a six foot woman wearing wellies

Marydoll

Are you saying you had a bit of a fling with 'Two Loos Le Trec'?

I don't know what's in tonight's cocktail of the week but this thread is moving faster than Marydoll after a sailor!

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If only you knew the truth!

roses, Will you stop washing your feet in the ice bucket? We had some very important guests in at lunchtime today and they ordered a bottle of champagne. What kind of impression do you think it creates when they pull the bottle out of the ice and it's got your bunion plaster stuck to it? This is a top class hostelry you know!

Blimey 'having' a fling, present tense.

Marydoll's had more flings than a Scotsman's kilt.

Chewy, should I own up about "BIG Jim?

Moët & Bunion?

I think it would be for the best Marydoll . Confession can be good for the soul and even better for retelling as gossip the next day. You can tell me. I won't tell a soul.

Moët & Bunion?

Come on Chewy, I've got the jar of pickled onions(with chilli) all ready on the bar if you have got your good teeth in, Marydoll you can join in if you're not feeling too 'wishy washy' of course

Oh I'd love to help out Menopaws , really I would, but I've been to the dentist today and he specifically said "don't eat any picked onions, especially with chilli, for at least 10 years". What can I do? Can't go against medical advice, can I? and the thought of chilli in anything makes me retch

Marydoll will do it though. She got a taste for hot stuff when she was hanging around with Big Jim.