Witzend you are spot-on.... my husband is EXACTLY the same when he sneezes, he just has to make it an attention seeking opportunity. But I can go one further . Like a lot of over sixties,including me, he has to take 2 or 3 different pills in a day.But he has to be reminded EVERY day to take them. Blames me if I forget. When he takes them he cannot do it quietly.... even though they’re tiny little pills it’s ...ARGHHH, URGHH, ARGHH every bloody day ( sorry for the swear word) , honestly it’s like having another 5 year old and trying to get them to take their medicine!! Actually my 5 year old granddaughter has to take drugs , 3 a day which she does herself without any prompting from parents. 2 before school and 1 before bed, and that’s for life. How can I get my husband to be more responsible for his own health, I take more pills than him and nobody is there to remind d me!! Why are they so childish when it comes to illness!! Anybody out there know??