'Oh, dear, have you got a sore throat?' asked Susie, who'd arranged this date online - she hadn't wanted to go alone to the Halloween party. 'I must say, that's a jolly good Dracula outfit! Much more authentic than the usual cheap old thing!'
But I am partial to bowl of toadstool and green custard before I visit uncle Fester. The little spooks are are quite excited thinking what mischief to cause on their first Hallowe'en
Scabby scabby custard, Green snot pie, All mixed up with a dead dog`s eye, Slap it on a butty, nice and thick, And wash it all down with a cup of cold sick.
Clear off now & make it quick Leave the sweets or you'll be sick. I'm fed up now, I need some quiet (all these sweets don't help my diet) now I've become a moaning hag Your noise and shouting make me nag, So go away & leave me be In peace and quiet to have my tea.