Argy Bargy madness, come right in! ??

Oh well I suppose I could do it. Just to be helpful you understand ?

Ok back in the room, what's been happening? Where is everyone?

Ah! Slept it off in the cellar did you Meno ( talk about growing old disgracefully!)
So, I have cleaned up single handedly, captured Clooney again, and brewed a huge new batch of poteen, baked four large meat pies ( don’t ask) thrown several drunks into the cellar, and given the Admiral his marching orders.
Am now planning a menu to bring the punters in for the weekend.Anyone seen the ferrets?

Lovely pie Lemongrove. I found a couple of hairs in it though

Sorry, I been conspicuous by my absence.I have been very unwell, it was the poteen Thad did for me , M'lud! ?‍⚖️
Big Jim has offered to put up bail, but he is nowhere to be seen.? By the way, where is Lemongrove ????? ?
I was an innocent bystander who was unwittingly dragged into the melee! ?

Ooh marydoll I love your new jewellery. Chunky bracelets and ankle chains are really in at the moment. Not sure I like that striped all in one jumpsuit though. Makes it look like you’ve just got out of prison ?

I’m here Marydoll keeping a close eye on your antics.
I have been busy cooking and baking all day, and have worked out a brilliant bar menu to bring in the punters:
Alternative sausage rolls ( you don’t want to know!) turnip crisps, bloater sarnies ( for the Naval lot) home made wildlife stew (very new age and popular) mushroom pate (
Our very own cellar fungi collected by our very own cellar funguy, Big Jim.) Key Lime pie ( it has a real lime and a real key in it!) and my own favourite... odds ‘n’ ends on toast.

I believe your wildlife stew should be renamed road kill stew lemon. I’ve seen your driving so no doubt we will have plenty of offerings for the pot. ?

But is there a pot big enough?

Don’t worry meno I’m sure lemon could use her cauldron. That would be big enough and she could use her broomstick to stir with ?‍♀️ ??

My broomstick is strictly for flying here on Meno I don’t want it to get messy!
Well, the punters are loving my new menu, they can’t get enough of it ( it may be the magic mushrooms) the whole bar was swaying and singing ‘A Whiter Shade Of Pale’ ?
Real money in the till at last!
I may use a bit of it to get myself a new outfit, so come tomorrow it’s down to Madame PomPoms boutique for me.

Ooh Madame PomPoms. The dog groomers. Strange place to get your outfit but each to their own. Are you getting your hair done like the poodles lemon with a big top knot on the top and bunches at the side over your ears. You’re not getting one of those big fluffy tails with a big pompon at the end are you? That would be fantastic you could sweep the floor as you walk around. Can’t wait to see it. ?

You could shave those legs while you are thereLemon, all ready for a bikini Easter

Humph!
Legs all shaved ( and arms and chest) hair styled, new outfit,
High heels......ready to rumble.
I’ll do this evening on the bar, then please take turns over the weekend, as Trev and I are going away for a naughty night or two of passion.?

I think I will bring my own homemade sandwiches. I have a few things on next week, I do not want to be laid low with food poisoning. I do not drink in pubs so I will also bring my own coffee and a clean mug. That is me sorted. I just cannot live with the standard of cleanliness there, sorry.

Well Trevs going with me so who are you taking on your naughty night lemon ?

It’s complicated.....Trev has a twin brother ( identical) and also called Trev, so we can’t really tell which Trev we are going away with ( not that it matters.)?

lemon and *doodle I hope you find the Trev that "fits" you best !!!!!

I have both hidden in my suitcase gransal but don’t tell lemon ?

ooooh you greedy gal !!

Have you managed to close your suitcase DOODLE or do you think Trev could slip the lassoo and join me on a break to tenerife . If not Trev Big Jim or Thor would fit the bill quite nicely. Desperation is a terrible thing!!!

Good grief, I’ve just wandered in, whatever is going on here?

Who’s Big Jim?

Little bloke at the end of the bar with Jim on his tshirt because Marydoll is a bit shortsighted and keeps losing him, she named him big Jim for a reason only she knows!