Argy Bargy madness, come right in! ??

Well, you’re not going to believe this but I’ve just seen loads of bare chested firemen ? in..............soop’s kitchen. I know, who’d have thought it. We are going to have to up our game if that’s what the competition are up to. ?‍?

Why, is the kitchen there on fire?!???????

Quick! Make an emergency call to get them over here, and I will go slip into my silver mini pelmet.?

Over here Mr Fireman ?‍?. Yes this way.....that’s her...yes she’s seriously hot. Do you mind giving her a quick hosing before her silver pelmet melts. I hate to think what would be revealed if that disappears ?.

Ooooh, are they here already? I haven’t had time to get ready, it takes hours to look this good you know. I’m wearing my red leather mini dress, black fishnet tights, and now I’ve got them back, my white plastic over the knee boots. Ooooh, I’m gorgeous. Mr Fireman, over here.

What's Pugh,Pugh,Barney McGrew and Dibble and Grubb doing with their hoses in the snug??? ?

And what's that floating in Captain Flacks helmet??

It’s my false eyelashes, can’t you see?

cherrytree ask no questions and I’ll tell you no lies ??
Those boys certainly know how to handle their equipment.
Now ladies, form an orderly queue.....you too Thor and Trev..?

Where’s cuthbert Cherry? Are you keeping him for yourself?

Oh yes, Cuthbert, he was always my favourite!
Thanks for that Doodle ? now I am wringing wet and my pelmet has shrunk, you can almost see my credentials.
I shall have to wear Trev’s diamante jacket until I dry out, and my hair has swollen to twice it’s normal size, anyone got some straighteners?

sorryLemon I can't sleep so thought I would pop in for a pint crème/ de/ menthe. The thought of you wringing wet with big hair has put me off sleep for the night. Afraid of nightmares!!

Yes, I was a scary sight alright......but I dried out, calmed my hair, donned Meno’s red pvc mini dress and was good to go, so I did go ( with a friendly fireman, he offered to show me around back at the station and I had always wanted to grasp that pole.)

Anyhoo.....I have made coffee for us all, I didn’t know we had real coffee here, but there was a bag in the kitchen that certainly looked like ground coffee ( so we shall see) anyone feeling brave this morning?

Anyone found the bag of dried elephant poo I left on the worktop? Looks a bit like ground coffee? ? I was going to use it in the yard on the roses.

Well that coffee had a twang, anyway made a change and now I have the urge to stick my head in a bucket of water. How odd.

Yes, it’s strange, but I now find I am very scared of mice!?

It made good coffee though, a bit like Alta Rica ?

But my memory has improved no end and I’m not forgetting a thing! More please

Ok slight problem. If we want more of my special memory enhancing coffee ? we are going to have to provide a temporary home for Dumbo whilst his keeper is on holiday.
I have made him a nice bed in the back yard and given him a paddling pool to play in. He has provided ample coffee ...beans ?! so now all we need is for someone to collect it and dry it out for a bit. lemon, here’s the bucket and spade so off you go ? ???????

You’re not going to believe this but soop’s kitchen have got more firemen in......and they’re better looking than the last lot. What are we doing wrong ?.

It’s that Soop! She has lured them in with her belly dancing outfit.
Let’s get over there pdq and promise them some free treats.

Sorry folks the firemen are all mine..........Izabella said so!!!!

Greedy!
There are more than enough to go round.??‍???‍???‍???‍???‍???‍???‍?

I share lots of things, but men and wine are not negotiable!!

You can’t have them all GG you must share. I’ll have the one with the big chopper ?