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Oh, dear the poor old Admiral, but he’s obviously fitter than he looks!
I don’t know really if I should tell you all this, but I discovered something about him the other day ( when walking about near the docks, as I sometimes do).......our dear old Admiral isn’t what he seems!
Far from being RN, he actually runs a small dilapidated boat that offers paying customers a quick sea trip, you know the kind, round the bay and back for tea.I was gobsmacked, truly, as Jane Austen might have said.
So, am now wondering about the Captain? Perhaps he will turn out to own a tiny shrimping equipage??
Am so shocked still, I need a sit down and a double Pernod.