Mr P!
I phoned him recently to say that he would need to drive to were I work, because I couldn't get all of the Amazon delivery parcels in my car.
He asked "why?"
Errm, because the parcels were quite large, and my car (a Smart Roadster) is very small.
Then, 2 days later in Lidl, when we had a 6 pack bottle of water in the shopping, I said "I may have to open one of those in a minute"
Again he asked "Why?"
I could have replied that I had forgotten to have a shower before coming out, and was worried that my personal hygiene might not be up to standard, or that my skin was suddenly feeling so dry that only an instant topical application of water would save me from becoming a wrinkled old crone that very moment, but it was actually because I was thirsty!
And breathe...................
Water Pollution -“ A National Disgrace”? A case for renationalisation?
How much do you spend on yourself?
Being moved along by someone who "wants your place".