I can barely type this for laughing!
Some of you may have seen my previous thread on this topic, so hopefully it will make some sense to some of you!
Well, dainty little Minnie, while making herself comfortable on Mr P had a "windy pop" (as he refers to them).
It was so bad, we lit a scented candle, which helped.
A short while later she moved to the other end of the sofa, and had another "emission".
The candle was still burning, but I remembered a tip that I read on a GN thread about odours in lavatories, and struck a match in the vicinity of Minnies nether regions.I
Mr P watched with interest, before saying "I don't think trying to set lights to her farts will help"
Saving running away money - 'leaving fund'
What loutish behaviour - Boris manspreading
I'm uglier than yesterday - I'm aghast