Well, can you imagine how thrilled I was to be granted an exclusive interview with a Downing Street resident?
I was forewarned that security would be tight, but nobody thought to mention that the door would be too! It was quite a struggle getting in, I can tell you.
I regained my composure and adjusted my suit before being ushered into "the presence".
He was looking well groomed, with a slightly nonchalant air, and had opted for the "collar but no tie" look.
After exchanging a few pleasantries, I opened my notepad and went straight into the burning issue of the day.
"I understand that there is a certain amount of animosity between you and another personality and that relations between you can be fraught, to say the least?"
I was told that reports of actual fighting were exaggerated, it had merely been a sort of "Mexican standoff" although it was admitted that there had been some name calling and swearing.
I pressed on. "So, do you deny that you spat at him?"
Apparently it wasn't spitting as such, although the proximity of the two to each other did mean that some saliva may have landed on the face of the other party.
Moving on, I asked about relations with the current incumbent, and if there were any thoughts or preferences with regard to who might be next.
I was told that providing there were no drastic changes to the running of the household, it was anticipated that the installation of a new PM should go quite smoothly.
Feeling that there was not much more to be gained from the interview, I thanked him and prepared to leave.
One of his aides handed me a beautifully wrapped gift, although what I'm supposed to do with a dead mouse remains to be seen.
I popped my head back through the door to thank him, but as he had one leg in the air and was licking his bottom, I thought it best not to disturb him.
But still, it was a great privilege to meet Larry!
What were the first ever records that you bought and when?
Parents-in-Law. What do/did you call them?