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Snog, Marry, Avoid (Just for fun)

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trisher Mon 01-Jul-19 17:58:28

We post three people and then everyone has to say which one they would snog (in the dirty version it's shag) which they would marry and which they would avoid. When we've had a few posts we could have new people.
So First Up
Jeremy Corbyn, Boris Johnson and Jeremy Hunt
I'd Snog Hunt, marry JC (it probably wouldn't last long) and avoid Johnson.
Anyone else?

Riverwalk Mon 01-Jul-19 18:47:30

Oh, I forgot Hunt is rich so I might marry him!

Loislovesstewie Mon 01-Jul-19 18:53:13

We are never too old for frivolity!

trisher Mon 01-Jul-19 18:57:39

Am I being sent to the naughty step? sad

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 18:59:44

Yep! And it's no good pulling that face. Off you go!

GillT57 Mon 01-Jul-19 19:00:14

Marry: Corbyn ( he wouldn't 'expect' much' and would be handy in the garden
Snog: Hunt as he is the better looking and cleanest of the three
Avoid: Boris, he is likely a bore, lazy, and always looks as if he smells ( and probably farts in bed then laughs).

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:02:31

Yeah! Corbyn would make jam for me. He'll do.

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:03:36

Gill57 Eurghhh!!! (About Boris) Probably right though.

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:04:45

Even Boris' initials are sleazy.

Riverwalk Mon 01-Jul-19 19:07:54

The babe magnet Corbyn also knits!

phoenix Mon 01-Jul-19 19:11:29

Why on earth would any of you want to marry Jeremy Cornyn shockconfused

He looks as though he needs a good meal and a charisma implant!

Loislovesstewie Mon 01-Jul-19 19:12:25

GillT57, why do think that JC wouldn't expect too much? I had an uncle who was still enjoying himself in his 80's. I was reliably informed by his wife that was the case.He was a very happy man!

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:12:53

He's got charisma!

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:14:12

"Babe magnet". That's why I fancy like him then.

Riverwalk Mon 01-Jul-19 19:14:34

Well who out of the three would you marry Phoenix? trisher didn't give us much of a choice! grin

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:15:26

Yeah. All that fitness he goes in for. Bound to have an effect.

phoenix Mon 01-Jul-19 19:17:07

Damn ghing, sure I typed "Corbyn"

Gonegirl if that's charisma, heaven help us! I've seen used teabags with more!

Anniebach Mon 01-Jul-19 19:18:41

Marry Corbyn , couldn’t snog, that stain on his moustache under his nose

Snog Hunt his face is clean

Avoid Johnson

phoenix Mon 01-Jul-19 19:19:42

Riverwalk, definitely agree that trisher didn't exactly spread much of a smorgasbord.

Can I plead the 5th?

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:20:22

Oh I forgot about his moustache.

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:20:57

Has he got a moustache? confused

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:22:17

Oh yes. He has. Right. I'm out with these three.

trisher Mon 01-Jul-19 19:22:34

Oh come on phoenix you get jam and the garden done. That's got to be a positive (and I fear *GillT57 may be right about Boris) (Settles quiely back onto the naughty step-Sigh!)

Callistemon Mon 01-Jul-19 19:23:01

You don't get to choose your own you have to use the three under consideration- Corbyn, Hunt and Johnson- choosing your own is too easy!
shock

I'll take the punishment instead.
500 lines or detention please

Loislovesstewie Mon 01-Jul-19 19:23:12

Has no-one posting ever met a man who couldn't be called good looking but for some reason makes you feel tingly all over with lust? Well then!

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:23:21

What about, Trump, the little Rocket Man, or Angela Merkel?