When my son was 3, having a chat before he went to sleep, he said, I can't speak now mummy, my eyes are going to sleep without me. A friends daughter said her hand was fizzing when she had pins and needles. Very descriptive I thought! Beetroot is still known as rootbeet after my brother named it that.
Lack of public toilets in towns.
Passports not in the drawer I always keep them in. Turning the place upside down.