When did you last say something meaning something else ?

Always think "It's a big ask" sounds like "a big arse".

I saved these for when OH was out tonight as I knew I'd have a good laugh. A Freudian slip for your colleague I think Davida1968. That really made me laugh out loud. I guess the other teachers were trying not to giggle.

Years ago my now late DH and I used to,play cribbage sometimes and the scoring definitely included ‘one for his nob’ . Think I laughed when first played , but then just accepted it! Probably not allowed now!

Headteacher at school fete said now we are going to have the willy (welly) throwing competition?

Thank you everyone just what I needed!!

I don't dispute the T-word used by grannysue05 might have other connotations as a local dialect word of some fondness but according to the Broadcasting Standards Authority, not in New Zealand where it is just as offensive as in the UK.

I'd stick to 'twit' if I were thee.

I've got tummy ache from laughing at this thread! Thanks everyone

chicken's post took me back to when my Nanna taught me to play cribbage. I've forgotten it all now, but "one for his nob" did ring a bell.

I looked it up here:

www.mastersofgames.com/rules/cribbage-rules.htm

About halfway down the page: There it is! (under "The Show")

Neither my Nanna nor I, age 9 or so, would have had any idea!