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Grins Or Groans!

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Rufus2 Fri 20-Dec-19 10:58:49

We had our OBE Christmas Party yesterday, before our breakup for Christmas and Summer holidays! One of the many highlights was that we had to read out the "joke' in each of our crackers.
As usual, 98% fell into the "Groan" category, but one "Grin;

"What do you give someone who has everything?"
"Antibiotics!"

OoRoo tchgrin wine wine wine

Rufus2 Thu 16-Jan-20 00:44:32

Perils of buying on e-Bay!
Man orders a penis enlarger. Receives a magnifying glass with a warning label "Do not use in direct sun!" grin