We had our OBE Christmas Party yesterday, before our breakup for Christmas and Summer holidays! One of the many highlights was that we had to read out the "joke' in each of our crackers.
As usual, 98% fell into the "Groan" category, but one "Grin;
"What do you give someone who has everything?"
"Antibiotics!"
OoRoo 
Perils of buying on e-Bay!
Man orders a penis enlarger. Receives a magnifying glass with a warning label "Do not use in direct sun!" 
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