A recent article in my favourite UK mag. (The Oldie) tells me that "assaults by pensioners on people who have told them to act 'responsibly' have reached a peak.
Britain could be engulfed in a tsunami of ominous predictions.before the end of the 2030s, leading to a dangerous increase in levels of anxiety.
Experts at the Institute of Possible Outcomes estimate that 81% of today's primary school children will, in 20 years' time be employed in some form of foreboding activity.
Apparently. there are calls for the Govt. to appoint a Minister for Nonchalance to introduce measures to lower awareness. and limit the number of predictions issued.
Isn't that shocking!? What is the country coming to!?
Drink up and "drink responsibly"
OoRoo

King Charles caught in a torrential 5 minute downpour yesterday on the royal Caribbean tour.
Does anyone have a really simple diet plan?
Change the name in a tv show /movie title to the above user username
CONTINUATION of write a word beginning with the first letter of the name of the user above you
, although "eh!" would be more succincter, but less posh.!


]) actually eat their lipstick? These warnings must be concocted by Public Servants with a sense of humour, otherwise what hope is there for womankind and for that matter mankind! 



