My ex lodger went outside at 8am one cold winter's morning to pop something into the bin, she was wearing a tiny, cotton nightie as the bin was a mere 10 foot away.... The wind caught the door and it slammed shut. She didn't have ANYTHING at all with her and didn't know my mobile number off by heart. Luckily, a religious neighbour took pity on her after an hour so ensconced her into his lounge where she spent the entire day listening to his bible recitals and sermon construction!
I returned home at 6pm and have always, ALWAYS put the latch up since!!!
Does anyone have a really simple diet plan?
Change the name in a tv show /movie title to the above user username
CONTINUATION of write a word beginning with the first letter of the name of the user above you


