Time for another great Gransnet story!

Chamberlain declaring peace in our time whilst packing a suitcase ready to...

disappear to a distant land where there was no chance of war. But what he didn't know was..............

The baggage allowance had been cut down to only 10kg! Help! What can I leave? What should I take!

Water, anti coronovirus pills and gin. Change of underwear, swimsuit, sun cream and .....

Toilet tolls...

Rolls, even

He rolls all he has left into his wool jumper just removed from blocking the door gap. He lays his head on the make shift pillow and takes the longed for rest...

Then suddenly out of the blue came a realisation, a thought so blindingly obvious ...........

I don’t have to do this anymore! I’m retired, I’ve done my bit, they say there’s a new kid on the block, Horace, Maurice,Boris someone.....it’s all down to him now!

Not Boris?! I saw him last night, he looked a little worse for wear; perhaps the tiger he was riding let him........

have his way with the gorgeous Carrie. ‘Leave me alone Boris‘ she cried. ‘Go, go to Chequers and .......

Then the mans friend arrived,with bottles of hand sanitiser! "Our hero!" The GN 's chorused..

Do something useful for a change.

The upstairs toilet needs unblocking. The plunger is in the....

Play Dominoes, or maybe go to Dominoes and play Chequers, either way stop dithering man” and...

sink, and is sinking fast!

What shall we do ..........?

They used the plunger and unblocked the loo, and smiling happily she took hold of him and ...

...told him very firmly to wash his hands...

Before he passed on the dreaded gransnetteritis

"Too late" he cried and jumped out the window. They watched as

His trousers got caught on a nail half way down the wall, leaving him dangling and shouting . . .

as his trousers ripped off and displayed his Brexit pants, he plunged ..........

Further and further finally showing his agenda it was quite a long one so we dragged him.....

Well, he muttered, I'm no bluddy Shakespeare but....

What the Dickens am I supposed to do now? So he hastily reached down and---

Checked everything was still intact, then ran and ran . . .