Evening all!
Well, I'm part of the way there!
As I wasn't able to go to the salon for waxing (facial, anything "down below" can damn well wait, not that I bother much anyway)
I can't see well enough without my glasses to do my eyebrows, so they will have to continue on their mission to win a Dennis Healy lookalike competition, BUT!
The facial hair removing cream has been delivered!
To be honest, it was a bit of a toss up between ordering that or some moustache wax, and experimenting with either the Hercule Poirot or the Salvador Dali look, but I think that may have been a little de trop for our village 
So, tomorrow morning, the bathroom door will be locked, and hopefully I will emerge looking fit to be seen in polite society, not that I can actually go out, and even if I could, not sure I would ever qualify for "polite" society, especially after what happened on Friday
.............
Why can't I wear this to a wedding?

