Elegran do go ever feel the urge to stand up to pee? Is so, and you actually do, is your aim spot on? Do you leave your socks on the floor? Do you expect items that you are looking for to jump up and say "Coo eee! Here I am!"
if the answer to the above questions is "NO", then don't worry, you are definitely not turning into a man.
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Evening all!
Well, I'm part of the way there!
As I wasn't able to go to the salon for waxing (facial, anything "down below" can damn well wait, not that I bother much anyway)
I can't see well enough without my glasses to do my eyebrows, so they will have to continue on their mission to win a Dennis Healy lookalike competition, BUT!
The facial hair removing cream has been delivered!
To be honest, it was a bit of a toss up between ordering that or some moustache wax, and experimenting with either the Hercule Poirot or the Salvador Dali look, but I think that may have been a little de trop for our village 
So, tomorrow morning, the bathroom door will be locked, and hopefully I will emerge looking fit to be seen in polite society, not that I can actually go out, and even if I could, not sure I would ever qualify for "polite" society, especially after what happened on Friday 
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Erm.... well..... a little bit.
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