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Daily Challenge #12 (Mon 20 April) - make us smile with your Q&A jokes

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SlipperySlope Mon 20-Apr-20 12:07:15

Q. What musical instruments is used in the
bathroom?
A. A tuba toothpaste!

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Gwenisgreat1 Mon 20-Apr-20 12:06:41

Q- Why did the butterfly flutter by?
A - Because the woodpecker behind would peck her behind!±

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Gwenisgreat1 Mon 20-Apr-20 12:05:15

Q - What does a bee flying backwards say?
A - ZZub ZZub

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Grandmamaoftwo Mon 20-Apr-20 12:00:50

Q - What does the man in the moon do when his hair gets too long?
A - Eclipse it!

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pce612 Mon 20-Apr-20 11:49:00

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

Thanks, Vicar of Dibley.

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pce612 Mon 20-Apr-20 11:46:18

What do you call a Chinese lady with a food processor on her head?
Blenda

Not at all meant to be stereotypical or insulting blush

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Grandmamaoftwo Mon 20-Apr-20 11:42:07

Q - What cheese is made backwards?
A - Edam

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Thecatshatontgemat Mon 20-Apr-20 11:20:08

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato

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Purplepixie Mon 20-Apr-20 11:12:27

My little grand daughter told me this ages ago and I still love it.

Q - What do bees use to comb their hair?
A - Honey combs.

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merrellina Mon 20-Apr-20 10:51:50

Q What do you call a man with a seagull on his head ?

A Cliff. !

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CariGransnet (GNHQ) Mon 20-Apr-20 10:48:27

Love all of these.

Another from me

Q - What do you call a girl halfway up a tennis court?
A - Annette

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tiredoldwoman Mon 20-Apr-20 10:27:24

Did you hear about the paper boy ?
He blew away !

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henetha Mon 20-Apr-20 10:22:00

Q. Why do elephants all have grey trunks?
A. Because they all belong to the same swimming club.

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SlipperySlope Mon 20-Apr-20 10:10:42

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick!

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CariGransnet (GNHQ) Mon 20-Apr-20 09:35:13

We are feeling a touch Monday morning-ish here at GNHQ, so today's challenge is to make us (and everyone) smile with your favourite jokes. To keep it simple, we are asking for short and sweet Q&A jokes (What do you call etc etc)

Very much looking forward to seeing what you come up with. As ever, will start you off with one of ours...

Q - What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
A - Philippe Philoppe

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