Have an accident? No thanks, I’ve already had one!?

I very rarely use tomato ketchup, but this evening decided to squirt a little of it onto my supper plate.It was a Heinz plastic bottle, only a small one, and after tipping and squeezing nothing came out, so I squeezed a lot harder and .....ssssplosh!
The scene looked like murder at the vicarage, all down me, the floor, the counter, the kitchen bin and even on the opposite unit door.Grrrr.Pulled my clothes off ( wearing a white tee and pale blue jeans) and stuffed them into the washing machine, cleaned up using half a kitchen roll and put the ketchup back into the pantry, where it sat on the shelf and looked pleased with itself.Only less than half the contents now in it.Will never use again! Supper stone cold by then.