Thank you everybody for the laughs this morning!
My own story also involves 'travelling' - but this time on a National Express Bus going from Manchester to Glasgow.
We normally sit towards the back of the bus - due to me and my 'urgent toilet needs' - but on this occasion, all the rear seats had already been 'grabbed' by sleepy-headed students wanting to have a full seat to themselves. So we sat about a quarter of the way along the bus. When my need arose, I looked at the 'toilet free/in use indicator' showing that it was occupied.
After a few minutes, it showed free so I began the walk - but one of the students beat me to it. I stayed on my feet, to prevent any more queue jumpers - and also because any further sitting down/getting up would increase my urgency.
When he came out of the toilet, I made my desperately, determined move - slammed the door shut, lowered underwear and squatted down in relief. Unfortunately, at that moment the driver 'slammed on his brakes' and the toilet door slid open very abruptly - in my haste, I hadn't closed the toilet door handle securely - aaaarghhhh.
Right across the aisle - level with the door - was the face of the student who had 'queue jumped me'.
Normally it would have been my other half sitting there - and he would have just laughed and put his hand to the door from outside. I could barely reach the door with my hand to slide it back - but had to sit there with one hand on it until I was able to stand-up (reduced mobility) one-handed, regain balance, lock door, readjust clothing and then leave ................. without making eye contact with rather handsome young male student. Oh the Walk of Shame!