Illegal to have sex in another household

Oopsadaisy it definitely said from today sex in another household will be illegal, and even the person whose house it is will be fined, as well as the one visiting

forgot to say fined£100

Presumably they mean with someone other than your partner? Well, it's perfectly possible to have sex with your own partner but in someone else's house!

As long as you disinfect everywhere afterwards, ladymuck...

How does it work going into someone else house, which is not allowed, do you just turn up at a friends/relatives house and say do you mind if with use the bedroom.

I think the rule is to prevent the 'world's oldest profession' becoming too active. In Panama, men and women are allowed out on alternate days - quite a good idea.

Cor...sex. I wish

Some brilliant suggestions here for those so inclined.
Barmeyoldbat and others Sussexborn - ? ?!
So that’s what I’ve been missing by doing all my shopping online.......

I’ve just read that (as someone else has said) , it is now actually illegal to stay in someone else’s house,

so just a quickie and then straight home you hear!

I am enjoying this thread, now that I’ve remembered what sex is!?

I have read the very funny postings on this thread and nearly choked on my Weetabix ???

My partner and I have been separated for now 11 weeks. We have recently started walking together twice a day, but still cannot visit each others houses. That is no fun, but safety as always comes first. We are both totally isolating so some would say surely you can visit each others houses but the guidelines still say no.

I can sort of understand the no sex rule, what I can't understand is the no paddling pool.

Surely sex is OK - provided that you keep two metres apart?!!

Paddling pool and sex in the same sentence send my imagination into overtime.

The old saying, do you know when and where you first had sex. I do not remember the last time I had sex.

Sussex born. You gave me my first laugh of the day posting your OH doesn’t normally wander around car parks! So thanks ?

I think it is illegal outside, on another law. It has gone beyond advisory indoors too, and is now illegal I gather.
Casual hook ups are one thing, but some steady couples cannot physically live together for many reasons, so good luck to the government stopping them from seeing each other until there is a vaccine, as I have seen suggested.

?????

Years ago there was some in our local supermarket car park.
But that was the manager and his favourite customers.

Omg I missed that announcement ?????

All these suggestions are hilarious! Cheered me up no end.

I missed it too- was it yesterday? Probably announced before all the surge of politicians/ gov't aides are released from lockdown. Just in case....

Someone sent me an email with a very old couple sitting on a couch.
Man says “can you remember our sexual relations?”
Woman replies “ oh did we get a Christmas card from them this year?”
Any takers on here.

But Hetty58- which day do transexuals go out then?