Getting taken short when in the middle of nowhere.

Just think though, if you get spotted having a wild wee your audience won’t recognise your face if they ever bump into you again ?

There is a website called www.lockdownloo. You can search for the nearest open loo, wherever you are! Could be useful. Of course, would not have helped OP in her situation! I’m off to look at ordering a sheewee!

My Grandaughter calls them 'nature wees'.

My mum-in-law went for a 'wild wee' some years back, and thought how odd the hedge the other side of the field looked - it seemed to be moving. Then she realised it was a platoon of soldiers with camouflage leaves on their helmets, approaching her at a steady pace! She had to finish, then dashed back to the car screaming at the driver to depart quickly!

I was forced to " wild wee " on Saturday on what was , really, my first day out since lockdown.
I found a nice spot , tucked away under a big hawthorn ( in the far corner of a church yard , I am afraid to say!)
Felt quite safe from prying eyes ... until i got settled. I looked up and realised the back way of the local cafe which was busy doing takeaway was on the other side of the church wall .
It might have been ok except i was wearing my brightest orange tee shirt.
Oops ! Hope no one really noticed

Bluebelle I feel that it doesn't matter if someone sees you, they don't know you, hopefully, and you will probably never see them again. I am a great hopper for going behind a bush, been doing it so long that I have it down to a fine a art and could win a gold medal in how quick I can wee!. Always wore a skirt when abroad and travelling, then no-one sees your bum.

Etheltbags1 I have the same problem. I should take out shares in Imodium, it's the only way I get to go anywhere and even then not very often. It seriously restricts my life. We are going out today, the first time for 5 months, and I'll take Imodium before we leave and wear protective underwear and hope for the best. But the anxiety rather spoils any day out.

I've recently bought one of those (there was a similar thread on here recently about all the public loos being shut). So far have practiced at home with mixed success. I got mine because of going on motorcycle rides and being worried about being caught short - it's impossible to ride a motorcycle with your legs crossed! However still not a solution in urban areas. If of any help to you all, my studied research into the shewee has concluded that loose knickers work best, a skirt or dress is fine, jeans do still need easing down a bit out of the way, and so far I haven't dared try it with tight leathers! I fear that I'm still going to have to treat the world to a partial mooning, and a pretty large full moon that will be!

Try Tena products give you peace of mind.

I was just thinking last night about opening a post for something like this.....spooky.
Were of for a weeks holiday in the countryside and I'm worried I'm goi g to get caught short if the loos are closed as I unfortunately have incontinence lol. No hear of a Shewee but sounds a good idea assuming I'm not in the middle of a town! Jokes aside it is concerning for me!! Will definitely keep an eye out for footpaths and slopes though ??

Frog lady! ?????

Yep. You have made my mind up I’m getting one too. Thank you for the info you are a star. I’ve never heard of one but am getting one today. ??

When I was in France with my Mum some years ago, we both needed a wee. At that time I had a car with no sliding doors so you could open both doors and have some privacy while having a 'wild wee'. Somehow she manged to wee down the side of the driver's seat! I was so glad it was her turn to drive!

I always remember my Mum asking me if I wanted to 'spend a penny' while we were on a day out in the car. I hopped out of the car looking for the shop to spend a penny!
My problem is the number twos! - as I have a condition that can make it imperative that I find a loo within about 5 minutes or I'm in trouble and I've never seen anything available to help with that.

ethelbags: for years now I’ve had to take Imodium before going on a bus/train journey. Ditto trips to the theatre/cinema. I sometimes think a placebo could work just as well but I daren’t risk it.

It's why we bought a campervan Ethelbags!

Perish the thought.
Black trousers and a couple of incontinence pads and keep walking

I love the name ‘wild wees’ I ve never had a name for it I like this one

I'm a rambler. I do wild wees, but watch out for thistles and nettles. Not something you want around the nether regions.

I’m afraid I do the same as BlueBelle and mumofmadboys and if caught short when outside in the countryside I partake in a wild wee. More tricky in town though since all the public loos are now closed.

My problem is not so much bladder related as bowel related. I have itratable bowel due to cancer op a while ago and i get caught short bowelwise. Is there a gadget for that.
At present i have to take antidhiarrea meds just in case if i go out

I walk and cycle a lot and am very often having a discreet wee in the countryside. If anyone gets a flash of white bum so be it. We all look much the same!

I’ve never got the hang of my shee wee.

Oh Bluebelle even if no one was there you must have felt there were!

I practiced with my SheWee in the shower first! The trouble is mine is one of the originals and it’s bright pink! Even in its case I find it rather obvious and feel that everyone knows what I’m carrying.

The only advise I would give is be very careful if you have to pee facing uphill. It’s the only time I’ve come to grief with mine as I failed to realise how steep the slope was and didn’t lean forward enough.

I did read that it is a good idea to practice in the shower