Female Orgasm Day

Oh ffs!!

Should I send a card?

Can’t stop.....just off to demand my conjugals?

DH just asked me if there was going to be cake, if there isn’t, then sorry but it’s too darn hot and he’ll be a no show.

I've already celebrated ?

Presumably it’s bored journalists who make up these days....or comedians.?

Hope the Grandads on GN don’t feel too put out.?

Oh dear. I darent type my response to that.
Think okey kokey?

‘ A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle’ Illte ?

???well I never, who decides on these days, but today is international Cat day

Absolutely. It doesn't always take two to tango?

Enjoy

I would prefer to enjoy a slice of cake, a cuppa and a good book today...far too hot for any hanky panky.

What’s the book, lemongrove? Fifty shades......

Oh come on!

I once taught a girl who persuaded the boys in the class it was National Bunches Day, and they, mostly , spent the day with their hair scraped into bunches, 'for charity.'
She is now, I believe, a very senior executive in a very male dominated business.

That’s great eazybee ?

Lisa ...Of course not, but it was written by a Trollop (e) now you potter off and check your jugs.?

I shall say nothing about being up for the challenge.

TrendyNannie6

???well I never, who decides on these days, but today is international Cat day

Female orgasm day? You know what proves, don't you?

That women can moan, even when they are happy.

Spangler ?

Really? It's a warm day so only if its in the garden!

lemongrove

Hope the Grandads on GN don’t feel too put out.?

No not at all lenongrove. Many women have an orgasm just looking at me. ????

It's a great day for the old crocks race - a rally once a year and they have to be started by hand.

Only once a year, and TODAY'S THE DAY!

I’ve heard men can get frisky too when the weather is hot - Spangler and Grandad , you’re on fine form ?