I do have a friend who rang up her bank because there was a charge on her card statement to a company called Hertown Ski. She knew for sure that she'd bought nothing from a ski company. Just as the bank employee pressed the button to cancel her card, she remembered the skip she'd ordered the previous week from Hertown Skip Hire.
Gifts for grandchildren’s boy/girlfriends
‘Oldies’ don’t read self help books.


