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Bluebellwould Mon 31-Aug-20 10:54:03

On channel 4 tonight there will be a “documentary” with pictures of erect penises(?). Will anyone be watching? Is this the start of full on porn on terrestrial television? I might watch just to remind myself of what I’ve been missing! What do you all think? If I said my remark was tongue in cheek it might be misconstrued ???

Lolo81 Mon 31-Aug-20 17:29:53

Grumppa - that made me laugh out loud!! ??

TwiceAsNice Mon 31-Aug-20 17:51:23

I seem to remember there was a programme on like this regarding women a while ago. It made you think it was a programme about women’s sense of self esteem and a female photographer took photos of women’s vaginas. That was a bit odd too!

Bluebellwould Mon 31-Aug-20 19:14:04

Grumppa, I could always hold auditions if you are free ?

Marydoll Mon 31-Aug-20 19:18:24

Bluebellwould, behave yourself!!! wink
As we would say in my school, you are a bold piece!!

Witzend Mon 31-Aug-20 19:18:49

I think I’ll stick with another grey, Scandi-bleak episode of The Bridge, thanks! I’ll have had enough meat and potatoes with my dinner.

Bluebellwould Mon 31-Aug-20 19:20:36

Marydoll, all I can say it is about time!

BlueSky Mon 31-Aug-20 19:45:23

I thought the thread was about Elections! I won't be watching it, I'm with you Ellan*!

BlueSky Mon 31-Aug-20 19:52:38

Same for Naked Attraction can't believe people would chose a partner just because they like the shape and size of their private parts! Can't think of anything more off putting!

Callistemon Mon 31-Aug-20 20:11:46

grumppa

Damn! If I'd known I could have auditioned...

???

Sorry, I shouldn't laugh, grumppa, I'm sure you'd qualify

?

Callistemon Mon 31-Aug-20 20:12:55

Marydoll

*Bluebellwould*, behave yourself!!! wink
As we would say in my school, ^you are a bold piece!!^

Bluebellwood is all of a lather, Marydoll!

Callistemon Mon 31-Aug-20 20:13:34

Bluebellwould

Grumppa, I could always hold auditions if you are free ?

Hang on, I'm Chief Judge!

Izabella Mon 31-Aug-20 20:16:52

I once had a t shirt bought for me that was emblazoned with the slogan

^I always wanted to be a nurse so I could see lots of willies^

.... and I did

sparklingsilver28 Mon 31-Aug-20 20:18:36

I am over 75, and recently received a letter asking me to arrange Licence Fee payment for this crude rubbish, and the gall to crown it with foul mouthed obscenities promoted as comic. How much lower can the BBC sink?

Ealdemodor Mon 31-Aug-20 20:19:20

Channel 4, 10 p.m. - Me and my Penis.
Standards are slipping, should it not be My Penis and I? hmm

Callistemon Mon 31-Aug-20 20:51:28

grin quite, quite shocking, Ealdemodor

Callistemon Mon 31-Aug-20 20:52:57

How much lower can the BBC sink?

It's Channel 4.

sparklingsilver28 Mon 31-Aug-20 20:58:14

I stand corrected!!

Ealdemodor Mon 31-Aug-20 21:01:32

Channel 4 seems to specialise in these barrel scrapers, yet every so often comes up with something good, such as George Clarke’s National Trust Unlocked on Sunday nights. Not a willie in sight!

sparklingsilver28 Mon 31-Aug-20 21:05:18

Izabella

I once had a t shirt bought for me that was emblazoned with the slogan

^I always wanted to be a nurse so I could see lots of willies^

.... and I did

So that's why my Father commented:

"oh no, it's not an occupation for young ladies".
.

Callistemon Mon 31-Aug-20 21:05:54

sparklingsilver28

I stand corrected!!

smile

It's still self-indulgent rubbish!

grumppa Mon 31-Aug-20 21:26:01

Bluebellwould, for me simply to reply "I'm free" would be too redolent of John Inman in Are You Being Served? Not the right vibe at all.

BlueBelle Mon 31-Aug-20 22:36:04

Well I watched Strike to night and he’s enough excitement for me for one night and ladies I got there first

Oopsminty Mon 31-Aug-20 23:07:25

I watched the first 5 minutes and turned it off

Far too deep and arty farty for me

Esspee Mon 31-Aug-20 23:13:58

Mary Whitehouse must be spinning in her grave.

Izabella Tue 01-Sept-20 15:35:12

For anyone who dismissed this

inews.co.uk/culture/television/me-and-my-penis-channel-4-review-important-sensitive-and-emotionally-devastating-614480