Yes, I know it's 10.35pm, but I just fancied a bowl of ice cream (as one does) thought there was some double chocolate in the freezer, not my favourite, after intensive research I've decided the locally made honeycomb is the best. 
So, I get a bowl and a spoon, as I like to be prepared. Furtle around in the bottom drawer of the freezer, which is where the ice cream is usually to be found.
Discover a tub of the right size, (1 litre) and with great anticipation, well, moderate, as I'm sure it's not my favourite because I've eaten all of that one.
I prise off the lid, and what do I find??
Bloody lentil soup 
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