What slogan would you print on a T shirt?

I'm old not stupid or deaf or blind.

Pen50 I like that!

I don't wear t-shirts with sayings on for general wear, but have loads I wear with my biking gear, and leathers with assorted patches with sayings which could be put into t-shirts. Favourite t-shirt of the collection says "Not to be mistaken for someone who gives a sh*t (the last word having a graphic tear across it), and favourite patch says"I have the right to remain silent, but not the ability".
I wore the t-shirt on my last day at work before retiring! Teehee!

God loves you-
But I'm His favourite!

Nothing to do with political statments, or the economy etc

Just

I am Enough,
but they already exist

All lives matter

My parents went to Wuhan and all they brought back was this b****y virus!

My friend had one with vultures saying...

Patience my arse, I want to kill something....

She wore it in supermarkets when queuing??

She was very posh.

This was in the 80's.

The one I always go by is
To really see, look with your heart and not with your eyes

‘This too will pass’

Mind would be , be true and be kind .

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

I had a T-shirt which stated "I'll be nicer if you give me chocolate!"
My own motto when things get tough, "There's always something better round the corner!!"

I found a photo the other day of my friend and me wearing t-shirts saying, “Every woman needs her Daily Mail.’.

I think they were given away. Clever advertising but, I think, we only wore them for the photo.

My daughter bought me one that said. Who are all these children and why are they calling me Grandma?

My nanny used to say” Do as you would be done by”

Many years ago I had one which said, When God Created Man She Was Only Joking. Nowadays I would have one which says, Why Have My Boobs Dropped Below This Slogan.

I have one that says "I voted Remain" in 28 languages. I think I've given away the one that said "Real women sing alto." But in general I don't wear slogans.

All lives matter.

I have a mask that says 'Assuming I'm Just An Old Lady Was Your First Mistake'

Keep your knickers on.

DH has one with ‘Be a good human’ on it. I’m tempted to have one printed with ‘You go first’, to wear when he wears his.

My DH wants:
“I’m the boss and I have my wife’s permission to say so!”

I have one already - although admittedly I haven't actually worn it yet.

"Geriatric Delinquent".

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Before I retired, all of the teachers and admin. at my school chose sayings to add to their email signatures. I had this one that I'd always liked (by Emerson):

"The only true gift is a portion of thyself"

Also, I'm an admitted snowflake, so I already have t-shirts that say: "Kind People Are My Kind of People", and "You Can't Buy Love, But You Can Rescue It"

only to find it had LOVELY written in the front. Why? Just why ?
If I wore that there would bound to be some wags who would shout 'no, you're not'!