Wouldn’t be seen dead in

Oh and thongs parrot hoop earrings actually the list could go on, but I won’t!

Patterned skirt with totally different, clashing patterned top. Anything sleeveless. Trousers that are meant to be full length but stop just above the ankle.

And leather trousers - even worse teamed with a leather jacket (unless you are a biker). I remember being on the tombola stall at my children's school when two people walked across the playground wearing top to toe matching leather outfits and everyone around doing a double take. A closer look revealed it was my exH and his new partner (no motorbike in sight). Couldn't help having a little smile!

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Lucca

Callistemon, that sounds just fine. My feeling sad at home outfit today so far is pyjamas with a wonderfully soft pink hoodie.

I had to go out unexpectedly, but luckily didn't have to get out of the car!

Bikini
Leather trousers
High heels
Makeup
Thongs
Leggings

I do wear jeans most of the time though, and can I come behind the sofa with those who find crocs very useful for nipping out to the garden and not then treading rain or mud all over the floor? I have also kept my shell suit, which is a lovely bright turquoise, and which I found very cheering to wear.

Thank you, I accept the Bad Taste Award with pleasure!

Lets face it, Crocs are only garden shoes with pretensions.

I have a nice pair of pink gardening shoes that I also find useful when nipping out to the garden

I left my Crocs in Australia.
The best place for them, they'll have lots of company.

Polyester trousers
Beige cardigans
Short tops with leggings

Got to disagree with whoever said DM s I love my DM s
I wear my crocs in the garden only
As for Jeggins I Love them they are not the same as leggings at all and mine don’t look like tights quite a different item of clothing and I m told I ve got good shaped slim legs not like Max Wall thanks
Wouldn’t wear bikinis any more, love stilettos but they don’t love me so they re out
And as for cheese cutters as knickers no ta
The howling wolf tops are yukkkkk
Anything matching your husband Oh ?
Not clothes but women who ve had their lips done and are in a permanent big Trout pout
Cardigans without buttons and tops with shoulders cut out what’s the point !
And for men white socks with sandals and saggy shorts all year round

Laura you have described my Argy outfit.

Glad we don't wear hats like our mothers did. Whatever mum wore, the hat went on too---matching of course

Big knickers - 3/4 wide leg trousers - crocs - jeans....especially with big rips in the legs - flowery nighties - head scarves - I could go on, but won't!

Err, err, umm.. um, ah, err...

Ooh, that was my boris impression.
Wrong thread!

A skimpy body-hugging long sheath dress.
Too many lumps and bumps these days. Even if I wear Spanx (well if you squeeze yourself in, in some places, it escapes in others).

MissAdventure ?

Brown shoes
Any colour shoes with twiddly little bows on
Blouses with pussy bows (always reminds me of Margaret Thatcher)
Cropped trousers
Shorts
Furry slippers

Anything green.

High heels here too. I never could get away with them.
Pyjamas in a supermarket.
Shorts (I don't have the legs for them any more).

I used to sing in a choral society, we wore those blouses with a bow tied at the neck, in a beautiful shade of pale pink, yuk, I hated it.

Brown. I can’t stand it.

Fleeces or anything else with animals/funny/witty sayings on them

Polyester trousers, especially if above the ankle

mohair, any wool without cashmere in it because it makes me itch

Leopard skin

Tops with cut out shoulders

leggings worn as trousers, not as leggings should be

But, crocs are great for popping out to the bins or greenhouse!!

polo necks (my neck is too short)
shorts (legs are too short)
leggings (most women look like Max Wall in them)
anything frilly or fussy
twinsets
dungarees (only children and workmen should wear them)
those jeans with the knees out/rips in (they look tatty)

Anything brown or yellow.

Claudia Winkleman’s pyjama suit made out of sweet wrappers - on Strictly last Saturday.

High heels
Frilly stuff
Tight skirt