However...... you didn't invite me
Merry Christmas all Night Owls!
Kim I'm terribly sorry! Fanny sidetracked me trying to prove she's not a dumb blonde, but a red-head Boffin instead! 
You'd have loved my S&S too.! I can control my microwave to produce perfect S&S, as good as any chef
.Tell you what though! Are you partial to seafood for Christmas dinner? Only we have a surplus of lobsters because of China banning them (trade wars and stuff) and they are cheap as chips.
I can't stand the sight of them, especially as they are always alive when shown on Telly, but they are very popular here as replacement for boring turkey and ham for Christmas dinner.
You probably know how to cook them, if that's the right term, but my fishy interest stops at fried fish that comes with chips and sardines on toast
Now don't get too envious , but shortly (at 1.00pm) Jan from across the road has promised me a cut from their Christmas dinner. They are dinky-di Aussies so it should be good wholesome tucker.
They have 6 married daughters who in turn have produced 6 offspring each; I've forgotten how many will be allowed indoors! No room for me though. They usually hire a barn for family get-togethers. 
I'll post the menu if you like, after I've awoken from my afternoon nap.
Keep on chatting.
OoRoo