GN Annual Christmas Ball....all welcome

Hotties! Bottles ( as well as men) to keep out the cold when snuggling in the four posters ( or on lilos in the stable)

Gin, loads of gin

Fortune cookies. So we can all see what the future holds

Cor how come I missed those Danni (don’t think I’ve seen you since the last do at Lemongrove Manor. You haven’t been sleeping it off all year have you? ?)

Eggs Benedict for breakfast? I will make do with Benedict Cumberbatch

Diamonds ( are a girl’s best friend) and they are also ‘forever’
So I always ask Lord L for them at Christmas ( not that he actually buys any.)?

?Danni

Crackers! I am making them myself, who knows what you will find in them.

Be there early - don't want to miss out on the buffet (I got there 10 mins late last time and only 3 sticks of celery and a half eaten ham sandwich left

Admiral too AGA ? invitations all sent!

Able bodied seamen. Hope you have invited them lemon.

Zinnnias.....a big vase of them in the drawing room (arranged by Lord Lemongrove ) his secret hobby.?

Yardley bath cubes?must be sweetly scented for the night of the ball....I think the cubes will be fine ( it says best to use by
1967 on them.)

X-Rated outfit on order! - you will all see a different side of me now. Well, to be honest, you'll probably see every side of me....... but fear not because I will keep my vest and big pants on

Waldorf Salad

Victoria’s Secret package has arrived I shall go to the ball.

Oh, it’s for next door.

Unusually cold weather expected on Party night, so will bring my snow boots, my sleeping bag in case of an overnight stay. Hope you offer a decent breakie Lemongrove all laid out by your staff on the sideboard where we help ourselves. Can hardly wait.

To be honest a nearby bush will do for me if I need the loo - OH! I had better bring a whistle in case I squat and can't get up again!!

Slush - after Doodle’s snow, sure as eggs is eggs, there will be slush!

Snow cannon. We must have snow for a proper Christmas Ball.

Restroom for genteel ladies and a portaloo for the commoners.

Queues?for the loos ( better wear a Tena)?

Party Poppers!?????????
And party poopers ( hiding in the library)?we shall drag you out of there watermeadow to join the Conga Line.

Has this been arranged already? Please open the library for the night so we introverts can slip away to a dark corner with a good book.
Just ask Mrs Cook to pop in with tea and cakes and leave the back door unlocked so we can leave quietly at 10.

Open All Hours- the sign for the bar.

Nutella....for those guests who prefer a lighter brekkie ( we usually have kippers or kedgeree)